It Will Grow Out

 When last we spoke, I was anticipating company. HeWho asked me to cut his hair and trim his beard. I was otherwise occupied with dishwashing. He offered to wash the dishes, but I figured it would be easier to just do them right and not have to redo them.

I was a little on the tired side when I finally located the clippers and accessories. I asked HeWho to get them, but, as usual, he acted like he didn't live here and could locate nothing. Then, he grabbed a dish towel and wrapped it around his shoulders! Sometimes I wonder about his train of thought process. I removed the towel and got out one of the dog towels to drape the man with. Who, in their right mind would think a towel used in the kitchen would be a good vessel to catch hair in?

So, it was in this state of mind that I was cutting the man's hair. It was like cutting the hair of a toddler! He wants to move around. Finally done with the hair, I started on the bushy beard. I was using a comb to pick the beard up and then clip on top of the comb. I saw this technique on u-tube and it looked like a good idea.

It was a good idea until you factor in the gum chewing man I was working on. He did stop chewing when I said "oops" and then started laughing. Everything looks pretty good .... except for his chin. He is now sporting a reverse soul patch! I didn't mean to clip it so close, really, I didn't. I have to be seen in public with this man and now everytime I look him straight in the face, I have trouble keeping the giggles from bubbling out of my mouth. 

It will grow out in no time ....